[Prototype 2] 360 Review
I have mixed feelings about the first [Prototype], due mostly to its clunky handling and poor ideas of how enemies should be put in the players way. Here’s a hint: don’t throw so many enemies at a player that they get locked into a “fall down, get up” animation loop. However, as a whole, it [...]
Read More →UK Gaming Charts Top 20
20. Forza Motorsport 4 The place of shame this week goes to Forza Motorsport 4…again. This keeps cropping up in here. Not that I’m complaining, I just wish this game would hurry up and decide whether or not it wants to be in these charts. Stop dipping in and out of my periphery vision! [...]
Read More →Perpetual Testing Initiative and Minecraft 360
Well, more than a year on and Valve are still coming out with awesome stuff for Portal 2. Their latest concoction? Nothing short of bloody awesome is what. The Perpetual Testing Initiative is not your ordinary DLC, in that you download it and get a few extra levels for your trouble. No, this 2+Gb download [...]
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20. UFC Undisputed 3 The place of shame this week goes to UFC Undisputed 3, which has dropped 3 places this week from 17th. Co-incidence? No! It’s proof that Half-Life 3 will be out 17th of March, 2013! #tinfoilhat In case it wasn’t obvious, I’m joking. 19. Gran Turismo 5 19th place and the year and [...]
Read More →EA? Indie? Seriously?
No. Non. Nein. Iie. (That’s Japanese, for those not in the know) How many times can I say it? How many languages do you want it in? NO. My personal love/hate relationship with EA is well documented on this site now, so I’m not going to go into it, but I just can’t believe this [...]
Read More →Of Zombies and Pirates
That’s actually an awesome title for a game. Anywho, PopCap Games, creators of popular titles such as Bejewled, Peggle and Plants vs. Zombies, has just announced its first merchandising partnerships in its 12 year history. Joining forces with various merch companies, the first run of swag will be based on the hit lawn defence game, [...]
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20. F1 2011 The place of shame this week goes to a racing game the second time in a row. This week, it’s F1 2011, in all its shininess. Doesn’t matter how good you are though, 20th place is still 20th place. 19. Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception makes a re-appearance in 19th this [...]
Read More →Portal 2: Perpetual Testing Initiative
Huh, no sooner do I get done writing about Portal 2 a year on and doing a re-review, than do I hear news about a new DLC arriving for it. That’s timed to perfection Valve…scarily so. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. Anyway, the DLC in question, titled “Perpetual Testing Initiative”, has actually been in production [...]
Read More →One year on: Portal 2 re-review
I have written a Portal 2 review before, but the site gremlins ate it some time ago and I was never really happy with it, so now I present to you a newer version that I am more pleased with. Where to start? Well, as good a place as any would be to say that [...]
Read More →One year on: Portal 2
Today is one year to the day. One year since the conclusion of the ARG, the strange transmissions, the ominous countdown clock and the resurrection of one extremely homicidal AI. One year since what is, quite possibly, Valve’s best game to date hit both Steam and high-street shelves. Happy Birthday Portal 2! Now, as someone [...]
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